Santa Claus
Rhino party

If you're voting for clowns, vote for the funny one!
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Election Season!
♫It's the most wonderful time every 4 years!♫
♫The politicians are lying, the lobbyists prying♫
♫And I need a beer!♫
♫It's the most wonderful time every four years!♫

Politicians love making promises that they never keep, except me. I'm Santa Claus. You trust me to enter into your homes, why not trust me in parliament?
The Rhinoceros Party dates back to the stone age - 1963! As Canada's largest satirical political party, many famous people have given us shining reviews:
Jean Chretien called us "a menace to democracy"
Pierre Elliott Trudeau (Justin's dad) called us "the court jesters of the nation"
A guy I met on the sidewalk called me "The best [only] politician I've ever met!"
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What sort of totally legitimate lies do I offer the riding of Waterloo? Here's some bullet points:

*Christmas (a stat holiday) every day of the year!
*Abolish the Law of Gravity
*Give everyone a Rhinoceros Stimulus to combat inflation